Olivia could fire off the world if she wanted, and he’s no match for her fierceness.

He’s aloof, emotionally detached, and not even interesting enough to make up for it!

What befuddles me the most is that these two seem to communicate exclusively in witty banter.

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That’s cute, but doesn’t it get tiring after a while?

Landing your partner back in prison for your own selfish gain doesn’t exactly scream “wife material.”

you could do better, Alex!

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Think of how much pain it would have spared her!

Dan and Serena fromGossip Girl

Where to begin with these two?

It’s impossible to say who of them is more undateable.

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Hope they signed a prenup!

Bella gives upeverythingfor him, even her life!

And what do these two even have to talk about besides their burning desire for each other?

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Andrew and Sam fromGarden State

Is there any more beloved or iconic Manic Pixie Dreamgirl than Sam?

Here’s hoping they share custody of Cat!

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