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Below, all the proof we need that Hollywood romance is a big fat lie.

Lie #1: Creepy behavior is rewarding.

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It will probably get you a restraining order instead of true love.

Lie #2: Love is all you need.

I surewishthis were true.

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Sadly, it’s just not, and sometimes people who adore each other like crazy are actually incompatible.

Lie #4: Manic Pixie Dream Girls exist and are completely irresistible.

You are not an ingenue in a faux love story, and she is not your accessory.

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You both deserve a better friendship than that!

Lie #6: “Testing” your partner is the perfect way to grow your relationship.

Um, because it will wreak utter havoc, that’s why.

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In real life, this just leads to lots and lots of pain.

Run for the hills.

Getting together is just the beginning, and lots of hurdles will be around the corner.

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