Attaching your tongue to anything coated in ice is never, ever a good idea.
No matter how big the dare.
Oh look, is that a majestic light display over by Santa?
Are those free candy canes!?
But when you finally get those suckers to light up, your victory feels so much sweeter.
Even though youve like,neverseen this actually happen in real life, this could be the year!
Or, you know, a pair of dimwitted robbers.
Santa isalwayswatching.
Even the most dysfunctional families can seem charming if you dress them up nice.
You might even looklikeyou like each other!
Your oddball relative always shows up to the festivities uninvited.
You do you, Cousin Eddie.
Just dont let the neighbors see.
Thatll be one awkward dinner table.
Anything about this season can become an innuendo if you try hard enough.
Maybe its all the spiked egg nog being passed around.
So you could guarantee youll suddenly feel sparks for the last person youd expect.
Is there something in the air this time of year or is it just you?
Wait, you mean thats not how it always happens?
But sometimes the only way to capture true holiday magic is with lots and lots of booze.
Our favorite seasonal spirit lives in a bottle.
And every holiday crisis ends in opening your heart to the ~true meaning of the season~.
Presents dont count unless they come along with what your grandmother would call a valuable lesson.
Because with a pinch of holiday spirit, just about anything could happen.
