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So she can release aggression in a healthy-ish way.
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Because her heart isnt the only part of the equation.
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This treat sampler is loaded with goodies like chocolate-dipped pretzels and chocolate-covered cheerios.
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The appBark N Borrowmatches animal lovers with nearby dogs for free cuddle sessions.
Because vino will never break her heart.
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As if this list would be complete without 25, Adeles new CD.
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Its a pretty little reminder to stay strong and not respond.
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If shes just sad, itll distract her from the breakup.
If shes enraged, itll do that plus inspire her to imagine her ex getting eaten by zombies.
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When sipping from a glass is too basic for her tastes, try the Chambong.
You fill it up, tilt it back, and drink from the bottom instead of the top.
Repeat until she hits that tipsy My ex lost out, I am as amazing as Beyonce point.
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Or you’re able to hang out by the pool and get massages.
Its pretty much the epitome of cathartic.
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