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A magnet that shows youve got friends in high places.
Unless your parents are diehard hippies, get yourself ready for a talk about gateway drugs.
$15;Etsy.com
An umbrella that tells the sky how little you appreciate the weather.
But other ones dont have the same Youre effing up my hair oomph.
$43;ArtLebedev.com
A nonsensical mug that makes Monday mornings more bearable.
Not your fault they cant admit balls are funny.
$14;Etsy.com
A whip thats worthy of50 Shades.
Even if its just a joke about how youre the always-in-charge Monica Geller of your friend group.
$55;Lelo.com
A pun-derful print.
Imagine your mom trying to figure it out: Oh, what a lovely piece of art!
What is that in the middle?
But that makes no sense!
$5;Etsy.com
A book that breaks down the effects of different drugs.
$15;UrbanOutfitters.com
A box of pubic hair dye to unleash your inner Tumblr goddess.
Chances are they really dont want to think about anything going on in that region.
$15;BettyBeauty.com
A reversible pillowcase that broadcasts your nightly executive decision.
$295;KikiDM.com
A tea towel that worships at the altar of Walter White.
$12;Etsy.com
A bowl that celebrates how awesome breasts are.
In your parents eyes, youre probably pretty perfect.
$20;Etsy.com
A necklace that reaffirms why you love your closest friend.
$46;Etsy.com
An ugly sweater that would delight Bad Santa.
Parents: incessant worriers and champions of drinking in moderation.
$20;Etsy.com
A set of cookie molds that would fit in at any bachelorette party.
But imagine how cute the cookies would look decorated with little elf hats!
$8.50 for three;Etsy.com
A tiny, aggressive keychain that speaks your mind.
If they want grandkids soon, itll bum them out.
But if they dont, its a reminder that youre partaking in baby-making activities.
That is officially a lose-lose situation.