The Sassy/“I Know I’mFlawless” Emoji
What it really means:information desk person.
The last time I gossiped about the person at reception was whenDaniel Radcliffe impersonated one.
Because, duh, Harry Potter.
The Peace Sign/“Two, just!”
Emoji
What it really means:victory.
(Sarcasm, y’all)
The “HMPH!”
Emoji
What it really means:triumph.
At least we got the “mph” part right.
Oh no, spicy for sure…?
The Rockstar Emoji
What it really means:horns.
Whatever you do, do NOT confuse this with a surfer’s “hang 10, bro” sign.
The Thing-You-Never-Used Emoji
What it really means:roasted sweet potato.
Wesort ofget it now?
One* could argue they mean platinum and gold albums.
The resemblance to our own sleep-deprived faces is uncanny.
Noted for future use.
The Caterpillar Emoji
What it really means:bug.
The Coffee Emoji
What it really means:hot beverage.
Can everyone write a strongly worded letter to Apple demanding they officially declare this coffee?
c’mon and thanks.
The Ballerina Emoji
What it really means:a woman making anOK gesture.
This is just getting ridiculous.
“Hello, my name is UGH.”
The “I Just Got A Brilliant Idea!”
Emoji
What it really means:bowing.
Guess we’ll just have to use the lightbulb emoji moving forward.
Serious question(s): What’s the point of 1.)
distinguishing between them and 2.)
The Random X’s-For-Eyes Emojis
What they really mean:dizzy and astonished.
Our heads are spinning.
The Chicken Emojis
What they really mean:chicken and rooster.
How are we supposed to tell the poultry difference on a size 10 font iPhone screen?
The Twins Emoji
What it really means:bunny dancers.
All this time we thought they were sisters dressed alikenope!
They’re just doppelgangers.
The Thing-You-Never-Knew-Existed-Until-Now Emoji
What it really means:hole.
