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My mother always had a beautifully cultivated sailor’s mouth.
Graphic by Cristina Cianci
Plus, few things feel as good as yelling “Fuck!”
when you’re really, reallyangry.
Odds are, if you opened this article, you’re a little like me.
You prefer telling it like it is to sprinkling pretty niceties into your speech.
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