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For me, black isn’t just a wardrobe neutral.

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Graphic by Cristina Cianci

It’s the only thing there is.

It’s the most practical color you could ever own.

Black is the least likely color to show dirt and stains.

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A black dress fits into anydress code.

Black goes with EVERYTHING, whether you’re layering on a bright color or just more black.

But why stop at clothes?

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If you ask me, all black everything is a lifestyle.

It goes beyond fashion.

Keep reading for stylish black gifts that will feed your dark side.

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The black canister is painted with constellations and a golden unicorn, making this a real collector’s item.

This Nume set also has five interchangeable attachments so that you could mix up the finished look.

This Elizabeth and Jamesfragranceis what black would smell like.

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It has sandalwood notes mixed with vanilla and violet.

Plus, the upright position makes it easy to dry brushes after youclean them.

The patent leather material makes it easy to transition these pants from work to the holiday happy hour.

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This Yes To set comes with two masks that you might use to spot treat breakouts.

Once I got a pair of my own, I understood why.

They are just damn fun to wear.

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Plus, they are super lightweight in comparison to other drop earrings I’ve worn.

Thisbackpackhas tons of pockets inside and out.

This journal helps rank tasks in order of importance and offers daily motivational quotes.

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It meshes perfectly with my gray walls and black home decor.

The woven design brings some visual interest to what would otherwise be the fifth black bag in my wardrobe.

This Ultracor pair has shiny black stars, so they’re far from basic.

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Plus, they aren’t see-through when I do squats and don’t show sweat stains at my crotch.

(That’s right, I just called a tea kettle sexy.)

I compromised by getting this black silk mask to help me sleep better through the night.

Charcoal toothpaste is a thing. While I draw the line at brushing my teeth with a substance that looks like dirt  this…

Typically I reach for a black pair of pumps or jet slides.

But these Puma suede sneakers with black rubber soles blend well with my dark wardrobe.

It also makes for interesting conversation at the office water cooler.

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No, I don’t run or go on long hikes.

All I wear is blackI’m definitely about being practical.

No one can really tell the difference.

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Honestly, I’d wear this black hair accessory in the tub and at the office.

It’s made of a strong plastic through a 3D printing process.

The final result is gorgeous but also super flexible to mold to your body.

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BUT I do have black pillows scattered throughout my bedroom.

This would be a perfect addition.

This delicate necklace is elegant with a dark edge.

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Buy it:$17,etsy.com

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This black eyeshadow is perfect for a dramatic smoky eye. And if you’re not that bold you can use it with a mix of…

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