I’m kinda over the same point-A-to-point-B road races.

And plain pavement running in this weather?

I have a House of Cards Netflix marathon to attend to.

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Cupid’s Undie Run

February 15

Ok, okso you are jogging in this one.

But in your skivvies!

you might run a milejust a mile!in a bra and boy shorts to help cure sick kids.

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Entry fee: $89.

Detroit Fight for Air Stairclimb

March 3

Despite the scary-sounding name,this raceis totally uplifting.

You’ve never snowshoed?

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It’s like walking…only so much better.

you’re able to float over piles of feet-deep powder!)

andNational Geographic-like backdrops thatmayeven include a sighting of the race’s namesake.

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Your mission: Build the best possible sled to careen down a 200-some foot snow hill.

Costumes, not shockingly, are encouraged.

Colorado Winter Adventure Race

April 14

This Copper Mountain event is pretty much thewinter versionof aWarrior Dash.

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It will take hours.

It’s technically Spring, but you will traverse snow, grassy fields and whitewater.

You may need an actual Caravan to fit all of the gear.

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How AWESOME does this sound?

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