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Some people notice teeth, others notice shoes, I notice goodhairlikely because my own is so pitiful.

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We all have our things, right?

It’s that serious.

My hair is naturally mousy brown and flatter than the state of Kansas.

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Within an hour of waking, its pulled into a baby bun or a wispyponytail.

But in the most human and selfish way, I also want really good hair.

I want Johnny Weirs towering updo.

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So I tried eight products that promised to add volume, thickness, and height to my fine hair.

After a month of testing and ton of scary selfies, here are the results.

I sprinkled this powder on my roots, and at first, it felt damp and sticky.

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Its made with boar and nylon bristles.

In a nutshell: This is the brush that flat-hair dreams are made of.

After a satisfying backcomb session, my hair instantly resembled that of a ’50s-glam movie star.

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I swept it into a chic ponytail, which was a major improvement over my limp baby pony.

I loved that this product didnt make my hair sticky, but gave it volume and bounce.

The verdict: Try this if you want a soft, bouncy blowout.

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The tool was easy to use and reminded me of an old-school crimper.

The verdict: Fantastic volume with five-minute effort.

The only downside is that the heat can be damaging to my already limp hair.

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The jar claims to add texture while absorbing oil for a matte finishall this without a grimy, build-up.

The verdict: Volume for days with a malleable texture for styling.

A word of caution: Dont go overboard; a little goes a long way.

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It took me a total of five minutes to go from my snoozy short lob to elbow-length Disney locks.

The hair could easily be curled or cut, but I loved the hippy vibe of the long look.

I felt a bit like my mom in the ’70s.

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The verdict: I like that this product can be washed and removed at night.

I can also easily change up the style depending on my mood.

The one problem: I could not stop looking at myself in the mirror.

Atkin has dubbed this product the push-up bra for your hair.

The verdict: My hair volume went from an A to a C cup with zero added weight.

Plus, I smelled like a garden.

It’s supposed to leave hair clean and full of body.

Post-software, my hair appeared much less oily and the product delivered instant bounce.

The verdict: This is a fancier version of your everyday dry shampoo that works.

Bonus: It smells heavenly.