He ordered what?!
Then I asked Jeffrey Dillon, Bar Manager at NYC’sBathtub Gin, for his input.
Read (and drink) up!
It’s classic, punchy, straight to the point, and still a party animal.
Expect a dirty joke or three, and probably the location of a cool after hours spot.
Dateable?:Definitely.
Jeffrey’s ringing endorsement makes one thing clear: this guy is a total catch.
An Obscure Microbrew
Zahra says:Plaid flannel.
Visions of the cute little lumberjack babies you would have with this burly, manly man.
Dateable?:Potentially.
His dad drank ‘em, so does his boss and the client he’s trying to impress.
Dateable?:Potentially.
A Pina Colada
Zahra says:This dude prioritizes pleasure above all.
He’s not into sacrificing his taste buds to the evils of mescal just to look tough.
Jeffrey says:Who doesn’t like a pina colada?
There’s no such thing as a bad pina colada.
However, I don’t exactly want to be the only one in the bar holding one.
Do you like Phish?
Jeffrey says:A practical choice for brunch only.
He’s probably still up partying or getting some day drinking going, and I’m all for that.
However, if the sun is down, Bloody Mary service is over.
If he orders one at night, I’m suddenly very suspicious.
He’s officially turned the corner to bad drunk.
:Sureas long is it’s before sundown!
