Crunch, crunch, crunch.

‘Shoeing melts more calories per hour than skiing downhill511 versus 387!

In the a.m., there’s yoga in a studio overlooking your 6,000-acre playground.

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Tip from the trip:Working it at high altitudes can dehydrate.

Drink two glasses of H2O for every one you’d guzzle at sea level, the resort staff advises.

Cost:$375 per room, per night.

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Includes breakfast, a group lesson and a daily $50 resort credit.

You’re simply taking a chopper to sifted sugar where there are no lift lines or snowboarders to dodge.

Top instructors hone your skills, videotape your progress and share the footage daily.

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Bar rules: If a man loses his bread in the pot, he has to buy drinks.

If a woman does, she has to kiss her neighbor.

Tip from the trip:You want a Cinderella boot fit to avoid blisters.

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Cost:$495 per person.

Runners, book your trip around the Intertrust Cayman Islands half and full marathon in December (CaymanIslandsMarathon.com).

you’re free to PR on the flat, stunning racecourse.

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Legend has it, if you kiss one, it’s worth seven years of good luck.

Cost:From $248 a night.

Includes gear rental and unlimited food and drink.

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Available year-round;TheReef.com

What happens herewon’tstay herebecause you’re bringing back fab abs.

Stand on a BOSU, holding a Body Bar; squat and “paddle” three strokes.

Repeat on opposite side for one rep. Do 50 reps.

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Cost:From $234 per night.

Includes meals, SUP session, a yoga class and a massage.

So, yeah, you’re pretty much coming home in the best shapeevah.

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Cost:From $4,449 for seven days.

Includes meals, a daily spa treatment, group classes and lessons.

Available year-round;TheBodyHoliday.com

You, a yoga mat and a gorge, green coastline.

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(Basically one of our last-page Moment for Yourself images!)

Tip from the trip:Besides workouts, you’re free to also do DIY classes.

So cool: Learn how to make a Hawaiian-fruit face mask that softens skin.

Blend 1 mango, 2 tbsp Greek yogurt, 1 tsp honey and 1 banana until smooth.

Apply mask; remove with warm water after 10 minutes.

Cost:From $425 per night.

Includes meals, most on-property activities and a daily $125 resort credit.

Available year-round;www.travaasa.com/hana

You might crash Facebook uploading all the epic pics from this trip of a lifetime.

Your chances of spotting a brown bear or moose on this vacay?

But we wouldn’t fault you for not wanting to share.

Cost:From $3,898 for six days.

Includes most meals, local wine and beer.

and enlists pros and top techies to help you ace a swing and run serious short game.

Cost:From $296 per night (three-night minimum).

Includes meals and access to two golf courses.