Leave it to your family to steal your birthday thunder by introducing a whole new dramatic set of problems.
(Really, Family?
We have to argue about this again?
Can’t we blow out the candles first?)
Be the bigger person and help smooth things over this week.
Either do that or your celebration will be all stinkeye and no fun.
No matter what you’re feelinghappy, devastated, ticklishit’s going to be overblown.
Virgo, you gotta manage your expectations, OK?
Stay strong, Scorpio.
Uranus retrograde in your house of wellness is dead set on spoiling your diet and exercise routine.
Don’t be tempted!
(Or at the very least, don’t be surprised when pizza night sounds particularly appealing.)
Yes, you still have to go to boot camp classes when it’s this hot outside.
No, you could’t get fro-yo every night for dessert.
Yes, green juice is better for you than prosecco.
NBD, it’s just that your ruling planet Jupiter is visiting Leo, your ruling house.
Saturn is forming a little menage trine with enthusiastic Mars in Cancer (your partners-in-crime sign).
It’s time you got yourself a sidekick.
Your particular set of talents are the perfect fit with those of someone else in your immediate world.
Remember when Venus and Jupiter hooked up on July 1?
Well, they’re getting cozy again in Leo (your house of romance).
If your relationship is hitting a rough patch, this will give you the strength keep your heart open.
That’s the universe’s way of nudging you to take a relationship to the next level.
You know that colleague at work you always say hi to, but never hang out with?
Take him to lunch on Friday.
The hottie who calls at 3 AM, then comes over for a sleepover?
Try talking for once.
Saturn finally goes direct in Scorpio, your sixth house of getting your ish together.
Don’t let the stress inundate you, Gemini.
You’ve gotten through much more difficult situations before.
Do not check your ex’s Facebook statuses.
Avoid dating sites like Hinge, Happn, Coffee Meets Bageleven Tindog.
(That’s the Tinder for dog owners.)
With Venus retrograde until early September, there’s no worse time to attempt to make a love connection.
But, you’ve got you, babe.
Give yourself the VIP treatment this weekendget a glitter manicure or take a Pilates class.
You deserve some self-lovin'.
