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When I was a kid, making homemadeice creamwas never an option.

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Except, I was totally wrong.

Each one required a completely different method, and the results genuinely surprised me.

I’m not going to even pretend to save the best for last.

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Audrey Bruno

I’ve been meaning to try this simple method fromFoodie Crushfor ages.

I chose vanilla, but you could easily do anything.

Instead of buying one, I jury-rigged my own and the results were…interesting.

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Audrey Bruno

What I did for this story was basically that, but on a larger scale.

I’m not going to sugar coat it: This recipe was hard!

The stirring never ended and I had to heat and cool the custard mixture, like, three times.

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In the end, it tasted like legit, I-got-this-at-a-parlor ice cream, but at what cost?

The cost of my sanity, that’s what.

It was definitely very banana-y, but the texture was spot on.

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Audrey Bruno

It wassoeasy, I figured there had to be a catch.

The ice cream was virtually unscoopable.

I couldn’t do more than scrape up a few flakes to serve in a bowl.

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Audrey Bruno