I’m a 22-year-old living in New York City on a just-graduated-college budget.
I’ve been single for, like, two years now.
Needless to say, mysex lifehasn’t exactly been flourishing.
Valerie Fischel
This was enough to hold me over until my inner serial monogamist became satisfied with another human being!
Would electric love live up to the hype?
Let’s dive in.
Valerie Fischel
), so I popped it on without giving it a second thought.
Then, the waiting game began.
As it turns out, Fiera is here to help youpregamesexnot finish the job.
Valerie Fischel
Once I figured that out, I realized it wouldn’t really serve my purposes as a single lady.
I could totally see how the light cupping vibration could help someone warm up for sex, though.
This was a very unfortunate mistake and resulted in me low-key hurting myself.
Valerie Fischel
Read directions, guys!
I’m sorry, but I can’t even afford to adorn myself in fancy crystals.
Why would I GAF about my sex toys being bedazzled?
“My orgasms were fast and plentiful,“they said.
“I experienced clitoral stimulationlike no other.”
“If onlymen took a few pages from the Womanizer.”
Surely this couldn’t live up to the hype.
But my god, it did.
Just moments after turning on the Womanizer, I was hooked.
I fooled with the intensity until I got it where I wanted it, andthingsbegan happening.
Before I knew it, boomorgasm.
And this wasn’t one of those one-and-done orgasms either.
Oh no, it was lengthy and intensesomething I might even have to callearth-shattering.
And while that statement sounds like a load of hyperbolic ad fodder, it’s not.
That was an actual thing I experienced.
I knowI can’t believe it either.
Now, some have gone as far as saying the Womanizer feels like actual oral sex.
I’m sorry to say that’s not true.
The silicone head doesn’t feel like “a warm kiss” when it cups your clitoris.
It feels like a silicone head.
You’re just not.
(Sex toys can win awards?
Who knew?!)
Your experience with the ORA is going to fully depend on which setting you activate.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to get me off.
Answer: Yes, they are, obviously.
