The rumors are legion: Does garlic make it taste strange?
What about asparagus, probably the most well-knownpee odor-changerout there?
And does pineapple really sweeten the pot?
It’s not supposed to smell like roses or taste like candy.
(See your gynecologist if that happens.)
Yet many women fixate on the look, feel, and smell of their private parts.
Even comedian Amy Schumer has touched on the topic.
All for the sake of science, of course.
It was more about finding out whether there’s any truth to all this vaginal hearsay.
Here’s what I discovered.
In an unexpected result, pineapple made my vagina taste like “nothing.”
“Well,what do I taste like?!”
I asked, kind of ruining the mood.
John mumbled something I couldn’t decipher.
“Do I taste sweet?”
Take a deep breath in!
Really get in there and smell it!"
After more prodding, he said I tasted and smelled like “nothing.”
Garlic was also a bust.
I had so much hope.
We could also smell it on our hands right away.
After eating, I gave John a little striptease and decided to taste testhimfirst.
He didn’t taste like garlic, nor did hissemen.
We tested it again the next morning with zero change.
“You still taste like nothing,” he said.
“Yep, nothing.“Next!
Mberry tablets made me taste like “candy, summer, and paradise.”
Next on the menu?
Within a few minutes, he stopped what he was doing and said, “This is crazy.
You taste like SweeTARTS.
It’s like candy.
It’s like paradise!
Usually after a long walk, you’d taste salty.
This is crazy!”
Since asparagus is proven tocause smelly urine, how could it not do the same for your vag?
Well, it does.
Within a minute of investigation, John declared, “You taste very green…very, very green.
It’s like a mix of asparagus and grass.
It’s not really pleasant,” he said.
Similarly, curry made me “funky.”
Like garlic, curry seems to stick to your skin when you cook or eat it.
But John didn’t smell or taste it on myvagina…at least not that night.
When we went for round two the next morning, the curry certainly made my cooch a little fragrant.
“It’s not good, but it’s tolerable.
It’s a little on the funky side.
He continued: “Salty isn’t bad, it’s just a stronger smell.”
And with that, the experiment was over.
Even if every food had made my vagina taste like “nothing,” that would be worth it.
Ultimately, John said, “I really don’t care what you smell or taste like anyway.”
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