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Confession: In my 23 years of life, I’d never used avibratoruntil about a month ago.
Graphic by Dana Davenport
Not because I haven’t wanted to.
Oh, I have.
This jealousy was especially present whenever I happened to be extremely horny and completely exhausted at the same time.
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I was deeply intrigued.
Plus, it could also provide that hands-free me-time experience I so craved.
I wondered,could this be the solution toallof my problems?
I was going to have to try it to find out.
I think not!)
I decided to try Eva out solo before giving it a go with someone else.
The vibrator has three prefs: slow, medium, and fast.
I quickly discovered that none of these speeds was quite fast enough for me.
After about ten minutes of just lying there, I was becoming increasingly twitchy.
I twiddled my thumbs, I crossed my arms over my chestI needed something to do with my hands!
But first, I had to broach the topic with the guy I’m dating.
Let’s call him Dave.
After a few glasses of wine, I worked up the courage to do the asking.
Aside from being a little unnerved, he was totally down.
It was time to move on to the bedroom.
“Wait,” said Dave, “I want to see how this thing works.”
Already, the vibrator was starting to get in the way of sexy time.
I showed him the technique I had now mastered, and we proceeded to havesex.
We started out in missionary, and I set the vibrator to slow.
It was louda lot louder than I remembered it being when I used it alone.
For a few minutes, it was all good.
Then, Eva popped out and started sliding around.
I stopped the action, Dave pulled away, and the loud buzzing returned.
I slid Eva back into place and we resumed sex.
Until it moved out of place again.
Maybe my vaginal…region is just too big, but this thing was not going to stick.
Attempting any other position (especially a more vertical one) was starting to seem pretty unrealistic.
Ten minutes in, we opted to continue sans vibrator, and I set little Eva aside.
Being able to really focus is a huge part of actually my having an orgasm during sex.
If it had just stayed put, everything would have been smooth sailing.
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