Every Monday, we bring you astrological guidance to help you make the most of your week.
See if your plans should include indulging in a massage, hitting the gym or spending time with family.
With lovey-dovey Venus in retrograde, things in your relationship sector are particularly… annoying right now.
You may be frustrated.
You may want to give your significant other an epic verbal airing-out for being such an idiot lately.
Virgo, what you’re feeling (rage) is fleeting, and Venus goes direct on Sunday.
Consider sleeping on it.
Some relationships are like a big Victorian house with a wraparound porch and a black mold infestation.
Turn on the fluorescent lights for a self-review: Where you are in life?
Where do you want to be?
What actionable changes can you make to get you from here to there?
Figure out the next step, then take it.
Still recovering from a recent bout of social awkwardness, Sagittarius?
Give yourself a break and stop ruminatingthe moment has passed.
In fact, it’s in the process of completely fading from the minds of everyone who was there.
Venus and Mars are staring into each other’s eyes like Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
Keep your mind and heart open.
Arguing won’t further your cause, so why not give your love interestand their ridiculous ideasa shot?
You have nothing to lose, but much insight to gain.
Rise and grind, Pisces?
Sure it’s scary, but the rewards will be worth it.
Treat this as an adventure, not punishment.
Have you been daydreaming about a former flame?
Or woken up to an unwelcome sex dream about an ex?
Bad idea, Aries.
(The one that got away should stay away.)
Watch live Periscope feeds of man-buns and wait for the feeling to pass.
Time to reach for your favorite pen and crack open a new Moleskine notebook.
Oof, you’ve been a little crabby lately, Crab.
Luckily, a boost in confidence is on the way when Venus (finally) goes direct on Sunday.
Soon, clouds will lift and people will see your contributions in a new, flattering light.
Isthiswhat it feels like to be a celebrity?
