Welcome back,BachelorandBachelorettelovers!
We’re Alyssa and Allison, unabashed Bachelor fans and your trusty rose recappers.
This season, we’ll be here, recapping every bad analogy, swoon-worthy moment and fallen man-tear.
Weirdest casting choice: BrentBrady Brunch Brent has SIX kids!
We have nothing against kids, but how many women want to be saddled with seven of them?
Biggest surprise: JefWe were fully prepared to hate Single F Jef.
He rides a skateboard.
He has a pompadour.
And his biggest offense: His name always sets off our spell check.
But Single F actually turned out to be charming.
We love that he owns a company that gives back to Third World countries.
And he seemed sweet and shockingly mature.
Let’s hope we don’t have to eat our words next week.
Creepiest entrance: TravisWe get it–a first impression is everything and they are tough.
Well, in a show notorious for it’s outrageous dates (skydiving or cliff-jumping, anyone?
), here’s to hoping he brought a Baby Bjorn for that thing.
Here’s to hoping Emily ousts him faster that Courtney can say, “killshot.”
He actually kept tucking it behind his ears all night!
We thought we endured enough bad hair for a lifetime with Ben.
Most welcome sendoff: DavidEmily showed some smarts when she sent David, the singer/songwriter, packing.
We’re thankful we don’t have to put up with him for a moment longer.
Sorry, Prince Charming.
In this episode alone, the guys called Emily “stunning” about 15 times.
When they start talking about her personality, we’ll start listening again.
And if she can get past his profession, Emily may go for the laid-back, blue-eyed Arie.
Charlie: Ah, charming Charlie with the head injury.
