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My grandparents had a good old-fashionedbidetin their bathroom.
Tushy
It was an egg-shaped ceramic bowl with a shiny gold drain plug and a sturdy bronze handle.
When I found out what it was, I was in shock.
I was also disappointed to discover that I couldn’t put on floaties and play in it.
He rationalized it to me thusly, Think of it this way.
You step in mud.
He had a good point.
Inspired by our family friend, my brother asked my parents for a bidet attachment for his sixteenth birthday.
I put off using it for a long time, but once I tried it, I couldnt disagree.
The thought of a pressurized stream of water blasting into that region can be intimidating, sure.
I am a jumpy personI do not like being splashed by anything, even in a pool.
But let me tell you, it actually feels good!
(PSA: Do not flush your wipes down the toilet!)
As fate would have it, bidets only followed me further.
I thought this would be of interest to you, each one said.
We would love to send one over.
That’s how I came to own theTUSHY Classic.
A starter bidet, if you will.
Most bidets, like my brother’s, have more featuressurebut easy on the eye?
The TUSHY is less of an eyesore; it’s attractive even.
Every guest who uses the bathroom either asks me, “What is that thing?”
or remarks on how nice it is.
And by now, it’s something I’ve chosen to be proud of rather than mortified by.
Withtoilet paper shortagesbecoming more common during the pandemic, it seems like other people are catching on.
TUSHY’S salesincreased tenfold, and the brand was having trouble keeping inventory in stock.
Best of all, I never feel like I’m sacrificing cleanliness.
In that realm, there is only stuff to gain.
As far as my significant other goes, he couldn’t agree more.
We have a bidet.
What can I say?