When an idea makes me giggle and snort, I know its good," she tells SELF.
It’s safe to say the show would benefit from having her as a contestant.
Molly Hawkey for next Bachelorette!
(Yes, contestants actually treat this like an epiphany sometimes).
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We’d support that mission, even if the results weren’t so hilarious.
Wish I didn’t look like I was sleeping.
I was probably checking my phone LOL."
Hawkey isn’t a longtime fan ofThe Bachelorit’s quite the opposite.
“No matter how much I fought it, I was hooked,” says Hawkey.
How do they all have such perfect bodies?
Why are they all so young?
Why dont they ever show anyone eating food?"
All things any devoted fan of the franchise has wondered at one point or another.
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Hawkey’s pretty convincingly committed to this journey of finding everlasting love.
“I love the confusion Ive stirred up, and Im running with it,” she says.
Apparently her armpit hair grows like weeds thanks to the hormone fluctuations that go along with being 37.
“I used to think he was boring.
“I may have developed a tiny crush.
He really is almost the same age as my nephew.”
Watch one of Hawkey’s best videos here, and check outher YouTube pagefor the rest.
Photo Credit: Robin Roemer / Molly Hawkey
